| Where do sheep go for their holidays in winter?
| Where do sheep go for their holidays in England?
| Where do sheep shop?
| Where do Southern sheep come from?
| Who is the sheep's favourite singer?
|Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep ?
She had a crook with her !
|Why did the ram fall over the cliff ?
He didn't see the ewe turn !
| Why did the sheep stay quiet all day?
He didn't believe in bleating between meals.
|Why didn't the dozy farmer know how many sheep he had?
Whenever he tried to count them, he fell asleep!
| Why do sheep like pubs?
Because they're full of baas.