| My friend is nuts.
He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't.
How do you know he isn't?
Because I am.
| Rabbit: Are you sure
this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?
Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
| Rabbit: Doctor, I have
carrots growing out of my ears.
Doctor: Yes, I see. How did that happen?
Rabbit: I don't know. I planted lettuce.
| Rabbit: Doctor, I'm
feeling funny today. What should I do?
Doctor: Go on television.
| Rabbit: I got kicked
out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine
bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do?
Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!
| Waiter, what is this
hare doing in my salad?
I believe he's eating your lettuce.
|What are four hundred
rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
| What book did the rabbit
take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
|What did the bunny say
when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!
|What did the bunny want
to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.