|Why isn't there a Superpig?
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
| Why should you never
invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
|Why shouldn't you tell
a pig a secret?
Because pigs are squealers!
| Why won't pigs take
They don't like to get that far from the table.
| Why won't the witch
let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
| Why wouldn't the bird
let her chicks go near the pig pen?
She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
| Why wouldn't the piglet's
mother let her read romantic novels?
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
| Why wouldn't the sow
let her piglets play with toads?
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
| What did the pig say
when he found a line of ants in his trough?
| Why did he call the
He couldn't pronounce "hors d'oeuvres.'