| Did you hear the story
about the razorback hog?
It's pretty dull.
| Do pigs like Backgammon?
No, they prefer their backs scratched.
|Doctor, doctor, I've
got a little sty.
Then you'd better buy a little pig.
| Farmer Brown put up
a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed
| Farmer Giles is so
interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal
| Farmer Jones bought
a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is
The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
| FARMER: Did you sleep
well last night?
GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing
at the door.
FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
| FARMER: Who raided
my vegetable patch?
PIGLET: Beets me!
| FIRST PIGLET: How do
you know your boyfriend loves you?
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
| Have you heard about
the pig who took up disco dancing?
He liked to swing his weight around.