|How does a
Gorilla become another animal?
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big
Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
|If a cow eats
in a calf-ateria, where does an ape eat?
Anywhere it pleases!
|If Dr Zaius
married Zera in 'Planet of the Apes,' what would their baby's first
|If George Raft's
wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
|If you put
30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?
A very large bedroom.
|If you throw
a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
|In which book
can you find Mighty Joe Young's life history?
|IQ TEST: The
veterinarian was six feet tall and wore a size 11 shoe. What did he
ANSWER: Whether to step into the gorilla cage!
|What did Dr.Sigmund
Freud contribute to the world of the primate?
|What did former
Tarzans Lex Barker, Johnny Weissmuller and Buster Crabbe say about their
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