What's grey
and lights up ?
An electric
elephant ! |
What's grey
but turns red ?
An embarrassed
elephant ! |
What's grey,
carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?
A get wellephant ! |
What' s big
and grey with horns ?
An elephant marching band ! |
What grey,
has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?
The tusk fairy ! |
What's grey,
beautiful and wears glass slippers ?
Cinderelephant ! |
What's the
difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain ! |
What's the
difference between an elephant and a post box ?
I don't know !
Well I'm not asking you to post my letters ! |
What's the
difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?
One rarely bites and the other barely writes ! |
How to you
tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?
Try picking them up ! |
