|What do dogs have that
no other animal has ?
Puppy dogs !
|Why is it called a "litter"
of puppies ?
Because they mess up the whole house !
|What looks like a dog,
sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog?
|What did the angry man
sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?
"I must throw that doggie out the window !"
|What do you call a litter
of young dogs who have come in from the snow ?
Slush puppies !
|What would you call
a nine day old dog in Russia?
|What should you know
before you teach your puppy a new trick?
You should know more than your puppy!
|Where do you usually
It all depends on where you lose them.
|How is a puppy like
They both have a head and a tail.
|How long are a puppy's
Long enough to reach the ground.