| A man climbed over
a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?
Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!
| A summer visitor asked
the farmer how long cows should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
| Cow: Why don't you
shoo those flies?
Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
| Did you hear about
the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?
No! Did he hurt the cows?
No, he just grazed them!
|Did you hear about the
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
| Did you hear that Canada
sold the U.S. a large herd of bison?
Did Canada send the U.S. a buffalo bill?
| Did you know that I'm
a dairy maid at a chocolate factory?
That's strange. What do you do?
I milk chocolates!
| Does running out of
a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare!
|How did cows feel when
the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed!
| How did that bullfight
Oh, it was a toss-up!