Who was the
most powerful cat in China ?
Chairman
Miaow ! |
What do you
get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?
A sourpuss
! |
What is cleverer
than a talking cat ?
A spelling bee ! |
What do you
get if you cross a cat with a canary ?
A peeping tom ! |
How do you
know that cats are sensitive creatures?
They never cry over spilt milk ! |
What do you
get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?
Santa Claws ! |
Why did the
cat frown when she passed the hen house ?
Because she heard fowl language ! |
There were
four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?
None. They were all copy cats ! |
What is white,
sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?
A catameringue ! |
Why do tomcats
fight ?
Because they like raising a stink ! |
